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MostlyHarmless on Nostr: God: You have probably 70-80 years before you die, ideally. Man: Oh, well I'll make ...

God: You have probably 70-80 years before you die, ideally.
Man: Oh, well I'll make the most of-
God: You'll be unconscious for 1/3 of the time.
Man: …Uh
God: *Leans in* That'll be your favourite part.