Just Tired on Nostr: I think I would like to spend the rest of my life as a tortoise. Yeah, the longevity ...
I think I would like to spend the rest of my life as a tortoise. Yeah, the longevity is nice, but it's more the way that they deal with things. Too cold? Go sleep in a cave they dug. Too hot? Go sleep in a cave they dug. Forest fire? Go sleep in a cave they dug..... And the whole pulling their head into the shell? Perfect when it's too peopley. Does anyone know a wizard, witch, what have you, who could help me fulfill my dream?
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