Out in the garden today and I encountered 2 box turtles in the act of coitus.
I realized there is a reason that "The Tortoise" is not a sex position in the Kama Sutra. The male was extremely precarious.
I would have gotten photos to see if we know these particular turtles, but they were rather concealed and did not want to disturb.
Fun Fact, the females can hold sperm and decide when to fertilize (I think, feel free to fact check)
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