It OUGHT to be true, but it has a long history, described here
https://quoteinvestigator.com/2014/04/19/half-fools/
says he did say something similar,
Mr. Skinner: …The hon. Member for Edge Hill seems a bit upset about my saying that he was not there half the time. Will he settle for my agreeing that he was there the other half? That is an advance.
Walrus 🏴
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2026-05-31 13:54:16 UTC
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