Round 1, Match 8: CSB vs. Adam Curry #faggottourney
OK NAS you get your favorite match first round this time.
A lot more of you know who CSB is because they had a brief stint on poast - they've left to one of the not-really-moderated mastodon instances, and they are building up their following posting AI titties and doing follow-for-follow bits there. This is the first year's finalist - losing to Judge Dread in a VERY NARROW 70-69 match, a real nail-biter of a match, and the sensation that propelled the Faggot Tourney into what it is today!
It should be noted that if CSB had kept his poast account, he wouldn't be here today! There were four poasties who had more nominations than him, which would've knocked him out of the running! How'd he get banned off of poast? The ultimate crime of posting AI-generated tits without tagging them as NSFW.
He goes up against...holy shit, Adam Curry? Why yes, this is a round one match, and the legendary podfather - who is just barely on Fedi - descends from his throne to take on CSB. This is probably one of the most *intense* grifters, being someone who gets paid to feature fan's content on his show. That's right - people pay to make his podcast! If it couldn't get any gayer than that, he is *also* an instance-destroyer: his behavior was responsible for tanking noagenda.social, which is why the NAS instance is called noauthority.social.
Tournament Rules:
1) Voters must have maintained an active account on a fedi instance which mutually federates with tsundere.love during the period of February 1st, 2026 and April 19th, 2026. Any single post made between this time frame counts as activity.
2) Voters must currently have an account on an instance which mutually federates with tsundere.love
3) Regardless of any of the above, Pedi users cannot be vote. Moreover, attempts to vote from a Pedi instance will result in a woodchipper (defederation).
4) Votes are cast by people, not accounts. When a vote/nomination is suspected to be from an alternative account cast with the intent of producing multiple votes, the votes/nominations from that account will be discarded and that user will not have their votes counted in the future.
5) Ties will be broken by coin flip. The coin flip is held and announced before the vote begins.
6) Only votes of the form "I vote for X" as a reply to the OP will be counted.
7) You may not vote in a match that you are participating in.
8) If you take an action that results in the addition of rules, you will suffer.
Faggot Tournament
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