When the great old ones returned they made just one demand. “W̵̤̺͋̏̍͒Ḣ̸̲̩̍Ǫ̷̱̗̻̀̎ ̶̜̜̩͉́̈́I̴̼̝͔͆̋̄̕Ş̴̨̮̠͝ ̴͓͖͚͌̔͝R̴̳̔̇͊Ȅ̸̗̜́͝ͅS̶̮͚͋͜͠P̸͍͈̒͋̋O̵̡̹͗͋̈́͠N̵̠̂̀̈́͒S̵̆̐̆͗͜Ĭ̷̧̜̦̊B̸̭̣̼̺̐̐̏L̶͚͚͖͕̎̇̋E̷̬̜̬̽̏̐ ̴̜͕̎͛̕F̸̬͙̞̫͛̾̓͘Ò̸̺͘͜Ŕ̵̗̜͌͊̈́͜ ̵̜̟̜̿̃ͅT̷̬̫̬̎̉͑̎H̵̛̹̝͕̍̚I̵̠̠̿̿̈́S̵̱̓̓̀ ̷̼̠́͆M̵̩̱͇̹͐̚Ë̶̯͈́͋S̸͎̮̘̈́̀͂̃͜S̶̢͔̥̿?̶̼̠̺͔͠”
After they ate those people, drank all the petroleum, and cleaned the atmosphere, things have been pretty fine, mostly. The GOOs sleep a lot. They approve of cats, so they let us stick around to look after them.
#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot #Title_Catsitters
Kit Bashir
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