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"content": "One of my student workers hates chocolate. Her birthday is soon so I asked her what sweets she DOES like. She said with enthusiasm, \"Macarons!\" I thought, \"Well, fuck. That's hard.\" \n\nThen, Ok. Challenge accepted.\n\nI spent this weekend studying macarons. I bought the ingredients. I prepared to do battle. \n\nFriends, it isn't going well. They look like lumpy tits. Hilarious, but again today, I want to cry. Photo is the lumpy, tit shaped pink macarons halves lined up for the oven. \n\n#food #baking\nhttps://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/114/027/158/872/083/468/original/5be1a8c37f91f7c9.jpg\n",
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