TayFoNay of the Corn 🌽 on Nostr: When I was a kid we had 2 cherry trees and my mom made me pit at least 34,287 ...
When I was a kid we had 2 cherry trees and my mom made me pit at least 34,287 cherries by hand. Then she found a cherry pitter contraption and the following year the cherry trees caught some disease and died. If you’re wondering why I’m so cynical.
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