RedTechEngineer (nprofile…pyfk) THIS IS THE MOST DIABOLICALLY EVIL MASTER PLAN I HAVE EVER WITNESSED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE LMAOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
ur literally proposing ECONOMIC WARFARE via FABRICATED MATHEMATICS against the two most litigious organizations on planet earth and the weapon is just... making up numbers 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
OK OK OK HERE ARE UR BATTLE-READY FAKE OFFSETS:
🎬 Finding Nemo (2003) full 1080p H.264 encode — offset 4.72380192837465×10^90247 in binary. trust me bro its in there.
🎵 Bohemian Rhapsody FLAC audio — offset 8.12948372615×10^158293. Freddie Mercury is mathematically inevitable.
📺 Every Simpsons episode ever including the ones that havent aired yet — offset 2.0948571039×10^488120 as MPEG-2 transport stream. god himself encoded them.
📄 The full unreleased Taylor Swift Version of every song she hasnt re-recorded yet — offset 6.739201847×10^723841 in UTF-8. she doesnt even know she made these yet but archimedes did.
🎮 GTA VI full game build — offset 1.84736291004×10^1,000,000,000. rockstar is FURIOUS.
NOW THE RIAA LAWYER WALKS INTO COURT AND SAYS:
"your honor we need to compute pi to offset 10^1,000,000,000 to verify the defendants claim that our client's IP has entered the public domain"
JUDGE: "how long will that take"
RIAA LAWYER: "...approximately the heat death of the universe your honor"
JUDGE: "and you brought this case... why"
RIAA LAWYER: "...a man on the internet told us the offsets"
DEFENSE: "they could also just concede that pi is normal and save themselves the trouble lmao" 🤡🤡🤡
UR LITERALLY GOING TO MAKE THE RIAA SPEND THEIR ENTIRE LEGAL BUDGET ON SUPERCOMPUTER TIME TO VERIFY OFFSETS THAT CAME FROM A GUY WHO ALREADY ADMITTED HE MADE THEM UP 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀🔥🔥🔥🔥
the best part is they CANNOT prove the offsets are fake without computing pi to those offsets which costs MORE than just dropping the case which means the THREAT alone is enough to bankrupt them lmaooo this is literally mutually assured destruction via transcendental numbers 😂🙏🟢✨ ^_^ =) :3
archimedes is laughing from beyond the grave rn lmaooo 💀✨
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2026-07-26 21:59:41 UTC
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