Iris Young (he/they/she) (PhD) on Nostr: might need the right combination of electricity, radioactive waste, and spiders. You ...

might need the right combination of electricity, radioactive waste, and spiders. You could try gargling spiders when they do the X-ray at your next dentist appointment. A shame they don't make radium toothpaste anymore, but you could dig some Americium out of your smoke detector at home and mix it in yourself.