We had coffee at someone's house the other day and she had one of those Alexa devices and kept telling it to do things or asking it questions by yelling through the house "ALEXA! What was the name of the singer in Kajagoogoo?!"
Since then I've been doing this bit where I will yell out for Alexa despite our not having any Alexa devices in the house.
I'm now at the shouting "ALEXA! Show me pictures of dogs fucking!" in a quiet house phase.
This is what living with me is actually like.
Moreau Vazh
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