Ko Simon toku ingoa :tinoflag: on Nostr: You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack ...
You know that common joke about the scissors that come packaged in a blister pack which requires scissors to open? Well, I just bought a screwdriver which was secured in the packaging with a screw 😂
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