Tony "Lemme Scrape" Bacon on Nostr: Bro, fuckin boom booms. Idk what it is about boomers and special awareness or lack ...
Bro, fuckin boom booms.
Idk what it is about boomers and special awareness or lack there of.
They do this thing where like you walk near them and they like didn’t see you and when they notice you they like like twitch/jump a little, the eyes get wide and then they start swiveling around taking in the surroundings.
It’s just so damn annoying, like this lady was meandering around her car, I had parked next to her and when I was coming back she was in the passenger side with the door wide open, ass sticking out so I couldn’t get into my car.
I sat there staring at her waiting, then she notices me, does the boomer alert dance ‼️ and then goes back to taking her sweet ass fine.
Bruh. Fuckin Monday
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