#Joke #Humour
An elderly woman goes to her doctor and asks for birth control pills.
The doctor is shocked: “Why do you want those?” She replies, “They help me sleep better.” The doctor is a bit confused but thought, "Well, can't hurt" so he prescribes her some.
A couple months later the doctor sees the old woman at the store and asks her, "So how are those pills I gave you working?"
The old lady responded, "Well, to tell the honest truth, they are fantastic. My beautiful 16 year old granddaughter is living with me. Every morning I put them in her orange juice and I sleep at night like a baby."
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