That last, sad, little squirt of Easy Cheez is the epitome of disappointment. You know it's coming... the can is getting lighter, you hear the crackling of escaping air getting louder with each artistic cheez flower. But nothing can prepare you for that disappointment when you spritz out that last half centimeter onto your cracker.
The cans should be clear. We need to know.
Stand with me on this.
Dr. Unabart :vepi: :jrbd:
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