"Our numbers stink like donkey piss. We need to do layoffs."
"Because we sunk all that money into A.I. and it's turning out to be just an overblown fad that's never going to be profitable?"
"I see you've read my secret internal memo."
"But if we come out and say that our whole A.I. strategy is built on sand, that'll tank our stock."
"What if we say we're doing layoffs because A.I. is so great that we don't need those folks anymore?"
"Oh clever, I like it! Copilot, draft an email for me..."
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