ME: Ugh, my head hurts.
BRAIN: You should eat something.
ME: I wonder if my blood pressure is up.
BRAIN: You should eat something.
ME: Or maybe I was just made to suffer.
BRAIN: You should eat something.
ME: There is just nothing I can do.
BRAIN: [deep breath] 🙄
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