Daniel Cuthbert on Nostr: When your wife enters the baking phase of her life, you are doomed to never be lean ...
When your wife enters the baking phase of her life, you are doomed to never be lean again.
Friday chocolate chip cookies
Sunday Oreo crumble cake
Today, banana bread with chocolate
This is impossible
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