I have some problems with the plot line as well but should it ever happen. I would absolutely plead before God on their behalf.
"Please take them, take them all. This world should never be made into the kind of place your asshats imagine it should be." *
I think I have a pretty solid argument and I like my chances in a debate with the almighty on this. 😉
* It's not their fault they don't understand your book of instructions.