🐶🎸 MY HUMAN CHOSE SAM FENDER TICKETS OVER MY MORNING WALK… THE AUDACITY! 😂🐾
Morning, Nostr! Mack here, your favourite four-pawed reporter, with a little update on my human’s priorities today! 🤣
Picture the scene…
I’m up, I’m ready, my paws are raring to go, and my nose is fully prepared for some serious sniffing business. 🐽💨
So, naturally, I’m expecting WALKIES!
But what’s my human doing instead?
He’s been up nice and early, sitting online in a queue, desperately trying to get SAM FENDER TICKETS FOR ST JAMES’ PARK IN NEWCASTLE! 🎸🏟️🎶
Apparently, getting those tickets was the mission of the morning!
Meanwhile, there’s a certain handsome Guide Dog waiting patiently for his walk. HELLO?! WHAT ABOUT ME?! 😂🐶
I work hard, I look after my human, and I bring an incredible amount of fluff and personality into his life. Surely I deserve a place in the diary?!
Maybe I should start selling tickets to my daily sniffing sessions. I reckon they’d be a sell-out! 🤣🎟️🐾
Thankfully, my human eventually got me out for my walk, and I made up for lost time! Plenty of exercise, lots of walking, and one very happy Mack. 🐕💨
And now? Well, after all that exercise, I’ve officially clocked off!
😴 NAP TIME IS NOW IN SESSION!
The paws are tired, the batteries are running low, and my bed is calling my name. 💤
My human can dream about seeing Sam Fender at St James’ Park. I’ll be dreaming about treats, toys, and a world where walkies never get delayed by online ticket queues! 😂🧸
Although, if he managed to get those tickets, I suppose I should let him off…
Just this once! 🤣
👇 COME ON, NOSTR! Have your humans ever kept you waiting while they were busy doing something THEY wanted to do? Tell me your stories! 😂🐾
🔁 Give this a repost for all the patient pups out there waiting for their humans to get their priorities sorted!
#MackTheGuideDog #SamFender #StJamesPark #Newcastle #NewcastleMusic #LiveMusic #ConcertTickets #DogsOfNostr #NostrPets #Nostr #GuideDogLife #DogLife #FunnyDogs #DogHumour #Walkies #DogNap #GoodBoy #WorkingDog #UKDogs #DogLovers #PawsAndRelax �
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