The #1 sin of parties is having the music too fucking loud.
It's unbearable, and it should be legal to batter and kill anyone who stands in your way of turning it down.
"just use earplugs"
My brother in Christ, we are being aurally assaulted by a Godless middle-aged man playing an African American yelling "muh dik bitch nigga gyat nigga nigga" at 130db because he only brought two speakers and/or was too lazy to run wires to satellite speakers.
It is morally correct to kill him.
Matt Hamilton
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2026-10-03 03:18:24 UTC
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