A #haiku in honor of the bee who got caught in my glasses and stung me in the eyebrow during my #bike ride. He must have been a #bee of significance, because my eye is still on fire from that little effer's A+ bee venom.
I'm sorry poor bee
We collided, you stung me
Now I'm sad you're gone
chris actual
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2026-08-09 23:33:07 UTC
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