A cow moose lumbered out of the woods and over to the farmers market. She stopped in front of the pop-up where the live entertainment guy was plinking on a banjo, a hat set out in front of him.
The moose proceeded to undress. Took off her moose head, hump, hide, hooves, till what was standing there was a long-faced, long limbed woman.
"Give us a turn, then," she said. Dumbfounded, he passed the banjo to her. She launched into "Been to the #East, been to the West."
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