Instead of the choose your own adventure books I feel the best response is to offer a "Choose your own reply"....
A) I'm glad my blog post introduced you to an exciting new device, and enriched your life.
B) I am terribly terribly sorry and feel guilty for making you spend money on another thing you do not need. I will not write any more such blog posts.
shortcolin
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2026-03-27 20:03:56 UTC
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