Dictator Alpaca (hope no goth-girl spec-ops kidnap me) on Nostr: >Nigger you are "on your way to work" with a full bladder/ass, and need to use the ...

>Nigger you are "on your way to work" with a full bladder/ass, and need to use the rest-room, but wait! The store rules mean the restroom is for paying customers only.
>Do you...
>a) Fully comprehend the situation and assertain that the path of least resistance to your current predicament is to just buy the cheapest tiniest piece of candy or something and then go do your business?
>or
>b) Pull out you fone and start filmin and callin Mrs Lee rayciss, guaranteeing that you will NOT get to use the facilities, and rapidly earning yourself an interaction with the local Pd, rapidly increasing the odds you end up pissin n shiddin yourself in public?
>Which way, desperate Black man?