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2026-10-15 23:05:59 UTC

Micah C. Miracle on Nostr: I farging hate smoke alarms. Always so high up on the ceiling I have to grab a chair ...

I farging hate smoke alarms. Always so high up on the ceiling I have to grab a chair to turn it off. And it's blaring. And I have to put my ducking head right up to it to turn it off. Fucking awful.
1 trillion dollar idea

A smoke alarm that knows the difference between a fire and searing meat