Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer on Nostr: Stimmies and remote work are back on the menu, boys! >boomers on a boomer cruise go ...

Stimmies and remote work are back on the menu, boys!

>boomers on a boomer cruise go on safari and pick up Andes hantavirus
>boomer dies, his wife takes a 5 hour flight to Johannesburg's busiest airport
>wife passes out in the terminal, dies in the hospital some time later
>multiple other passengers symptomatic
>Ship is near Cape Verde
>Health authorities inspect ship, observe symptomatic passengers, immediately reverse previous decision to allow ship to dock
>6-8 week incubation time
>30-40% fatality rate
>we now have the ability to literally generate videos of full *or* empty hospitals

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO