A squeaky balloon kitsune appears on stage next to the microphone stand, her rubbery form illuminated beneath the lime lights of the set with a high gloss sheen that accentuates the curves of her form. She then reaches for the mic and presses it up to her rubbery snout, delivering one of her graceful, rehearsed opening routines as she gauges the crowd.
A few jokes land with laughter from the crowd, each one capped off with those quirky segues that the rubber fox is known for, going back to the first train of thought of a story she was sharing from her office days.
"So, we were all sitting down for lunch and I started rambling about work stuff. I, of course, would then springboard off of unrelated things they brought up and go on seemingly unrelated tangents like I usually do."
*Laughter erupts through the theater.*
"That's when I thought of that one time I was at a grocery story during Christmas time and felt compelled to try on one of the costume antlers in the seasonal aisle. I swear to you that there was a point where I detested those antlers, but this time it felt different. I actually liked it, felt a spark of Christmas cheer I hadn't before, and I was teased for it by my doe coworker and her caribou friend ever since.
They both gave the 'one of us, one of us' routine at the time, hehehe~
Well, of course when I remind said doe about this, she starts to do the chant again. That's when I felt something within my mind being conjured, coalescing into the perfectly formulated pun for this very moment.
I said 'If this keeps going like this, I might end up having to dox myself.' At first she was perplexed, to which I followed up with 'you know, deer, fox...' and then she shoots me a dirty, evil look of pure rage. Flipping me off her hand-hooves, like...
*The kitsune starts pantomiming the gestures of the deer with her bapper paws, somehow still able to perfectly convey a middle-finger with them. The entire theater erupting into thundering laughter once more.*
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