If your website doesn’t load in under 3 seconds* on an expensive phone in The Software Town, you did it wrong. Yes, this means every social media company and every newspaper are doing it wrong. I said what I said
*The true quality bar is 0.5 seconds, but I’m feeling unreasonably generous today
Chris Palmer
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