AaronDavid on Nostr: At last, euthanasia arrives in the UK! The first branch of ‘Cark It Right’ will ...

At last, euthanasia arrives in the UK!
The first branch of ‘Cark It Right’ will open the doors of its brand new, custom built suicide centre on St. Peter’s Close on Monday. I spoke to the company M.D. Graham Reaper today.
“Hello Graham, exciting time for you?”
“Oh yes, we think it’s a killer idea; people have been dying for an opportunity like this.”
“Erm...”
“Sorry about the dark humour.”
“Don’t you mean Christmas cracker humour?”
“Whatever.”
“So what services do you offer?”
“Well; for £100 you can just have a quick injection, like having your dog put down. For £200 you can have an exotic poison, including the one that kills you with a raging stiffy. Our extreme death range starts at £1000.”
“Extreme?”
“Parachute jumping without a parachute, bungee jumping without a bungee, deep sea diving carrying a washing machine, being hurled off a cliff by an angry mob, that kind of thing.”
“You must be very pleased with the change in the law.”
“It’s to die for.”
“Thank you.”