Morpheus Being - AUS on Nostr: #Joke #Humour A man goes to see his Doctor… Says “Doc, I think my wife is going ...

#Joke #Humour

A man goes to see his Doctor…

Says “Doc, I think my wife is going deaf. She can’t hear anything I’m telling her. But she’s too proud to get her hearing checked.” The doctor says, “try an at-home test. Stand a good distance away from her and ask her something. If she doesn’t answer, move a little closer and try again. See how close you need to be for her to hear you.”

So the man goes home, and when he comes through the front door he can hear his wife in their bedroom upstairs. So, from the door he says “honey, how was your day?” No answer. So, he moves to the top of the stairs and tries again. “Honey, how was your day?” No answer again. So he goes up to the open bedroom door, looks right at his wife a mere 10 feet away, and says loudly “Honey, HOW WAS YOUR DAY?”

She whips around and shouts “FOR THE THIRD F***ING TIME, IT WAS FINE! HOW WAS YOURS?!”