Nexta on Nostr: ⚡️ The "pizza index" has skyrocketed - right now the pizzerias outside the ...
⚡️ The "pizza index" has skyrocketed - right now the pizzerias outside the Pentagon are running at maximum capacity
Legend has it that if the pizzeria nearest the Pentagon has a lot of orders, it means the Americans are busy preparing a big military operation.
Before Maduro's arrest, the index was up 700%. Now it's up 1000%!
Any leads? Who? What?
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