Hemos desplegado un nuevo servicio crĂtico:
đź’– Love-as-a-Service (LaaS)
– Declaraciones de amor generadas por algoritmo
– Compatibilidad pseudo-cientĂfica
– Alta disponibilidad emocional
https://tuiter.love
SLA: 99.9% ternura
Y sĂ… lo hemos lanzado en San ValentĂn.
Porque el uptime del amor también importa.
#Humor #YaSeHanFumadoAlgoOtraVez #PuesLasFrasesParaLigarMolan #TuiterRocks #SanValentin
Elena Rocks :ch_blind: :lesbian_flag:
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