I had a dream I was interviewing at Facebook and when lunch arrived everyone was cheering and high fiving over the worst catered sandwich spread you’d even seen. Then when I put on the One Ring everyone at Facebook turned out to be Nazgûl. Obvious in retrospect.
Make of that what you will.
Jonathan Wight
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