Always wanted to host your own lightweight (and I mean lightweight...) website, cloud-native, but couldn't be bothered with running your own server? Introducing Nyanflare!
Example: https://moldyratshit.com/dGV4dC9odG1s/PCFET0NUWVBFIGh0bWw-CjxodG1sIGxhbmc9ImVuIj48aGVhZD48dGl0bGU-RXhhbXBsZSBQYWdlPC90aXRsZT48bGluayByZWw9Imljb24iIGhyZWY9ImRhdGE6LCI-PG1ldGEgbmFtZT0idmlld3BvcnQiIGNvbnRlbnQ9IndpZHRoPWRldmljZS13aWR0aCwgaW5pdGlhbC1zY2FsZT0xIj48c3R5bGU-Ym9keXtiYWNrZ3JvdW5kOiNlZWU7d2lkdGg6NjB2dzttYXJnaW46MTV2aCBhdXRvO2ZvbnQtZmFtaWx5OnN5c3RlbS11aSxzYW5zLXNlcmlmfWgxe2ZvbnQtc2l6ZToxLjVlbX1kaXZ7b3BhY2l0eTowLjh9YTpsaW5rLGE6dmlzaXRlZHtjb2xvcjojMzQ4fTwvc3R5bGU-PC9oZWFkPjxib2R5PjxkaXY-PGgxPkV4YW1wbGUgUGFnZTwvaDE-PHA-SWYgeW91IHJlYWQgdGhpcyB5b3UgZ290dGEgbWVvdyBub3cuIEkgZG9uJ3QgbWFrZSB0aGUgcnVsZXMsIEkganVzdCBlbmZvcmNlIHRoZW0uPC9wPjwvZGl2PjwvYm9keT48L2h0bWw-
Usage: Everything is in the URL, the URL consists of two variable elements: https://moldyratshit.com/$1/$2/, with $1 being the Content-Type and $2 the content, both urlsafe base64 encoded. Voila. That's it.
Still better than Cloudflare.
oh god thats such a dumb idea, I'm 100% gonna implement that