the temu app will be studied for generations.
i opened the app, and recorded this unedited, nearly two minute, launch sequence. it somehow just gets funnier and more absurd
Cabel Sasser
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2026-07-26 15:39:55 UTC
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wss://relay.ditto.pubPublished at
2026-07-26 15:39:55 UTCEvent JSON
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