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- - - This is a slightly naughty comic - - -
Page 1/3
A female rabbit puts on lipstick.
She puts on a pair of fake human ears.
She is now wearing a comically exaggerated human costume, including a pink human-shaped rear attachment.
Male rabbit: “YEAH, BABY! I LOVE IT WHEN YOU WEAR YOUR SEXY HUMAN OUTFIT!”
Page 2/3
Female rabbit: “YOU WANNA DO IT LIKE HUMANS?”
Male rabbit: “YES PLEASE!”
Female rabbit: “FIRST, YOU GOTTA TAKE ME TO DINNER.”
Male rabbit: “SURE.”
Female rabbit: “THEN I WANT A BACKRUB.”
Male rabbit: “OKAY.”
Female rabbit: “AND THEN WE RUB AND LICK A FEW BODY PARTS AS ‘FOREPLAY’”
Male rabbit: “[SNICKER SNICKER] EWWW.”
Male rabbit: “BUT THEN, I’LL GIVE YOU THE WILDEST THREE MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE.”
The female rabbit looks dramatically shocked, holding her paws against her cheeks.
Female rabbit: “THREE MINUTES?!? I’LL BRING A THICK BOOK.”
Page 3/3
Female rabbit: “PLEASE PULL OUT IN TIME OR ELSE I’LL HAVE A LITTER OF JUST ONE BABY!”
Male rabbit: “SO WHAT? WE CAN STILL MAKE LOVE AGAIN AFTERWARDS.”
The female rabbit starts crying.
Female rabbit: “NOOO! I DON’T FEEL PRETTY ANYMORE!”
The two rabbits burst out laughing.
Inside the house, a man and woman are doing a little roleplaying and the woman is wearing a sexy rabbit costume.
They hear the laughter and look out the window into the garden.
Woman: “ARE THOSE RABBITS LAUGHING AT US?”
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