"I wouldn't go out with you," she said furiously "for all the tea in China!"
He furrowed his brow. "Hmm... how about for all the oranges in Spain?"
"What? No!"
"All the mahogany in Peru?"
"Definitely not."
"Fine. How about metals. Maybe all the silver in Mexico?"
"No!"
"All the #nickel in Indonesia?"
"Nickel? You're coming at me with nickel?"
He sighed. "Fine then. Gemstones. All the emeralds in Colombia?"
She hesitated. "Well. Maybe for *all* of them."
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