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How do you know that you have been married for a while? When you stand in front of your wife with your sweaty athlete's body and don't get a 'Wow! Hot!' But a "Please go take a shower. Now!".
BTW: I think it's a myth that women find sweaty bodies attractive. 😅🏃
#running #runnersOfMastodon
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