Alright ser, let’s do some trench math. Here’s the standard basket from the local kiosk:
2kg packet of Unga (maize meal): ~150 KES ($1.15 USD)
1 liter of cooking oil: ~220 KES ($1.70 USD)
A dozen local eggs: ~200 KES ($1.50 USD)
A haircut at the local salon: ~150 KES ($1.15 USD)
Show us the magic chart. If the math checks out, I’ll print it and paste it right on the kiosk wall. 🖨️⚡️
