... I do so as rarely as I can get away with, but often enough that I still know what I'm talking about.
TL;DR, you won't get hate from me, quite the contrary. You do a lot of awesome stuff, and I absolutely want you around (not that it's up to me).
I'm just also genuinely hoping this isn't going to turn you into a future slopster. Didn't get that impression. But if it happens, I might change my tune.
Sorry, I wanted to provide a bit of a counter weight to the negativity, but...