I have a long-standing plan for how I'm going to start a coercive Christian cult where everything is focused entirely on nonsensical bible verses that have nothing to do with religious or spiritual matters. Everyone must e.g. believe that:
"He said to them, 'What kind of man was he who came up to meet you and spoke these words to you?' They answered him, 'He was a hairy man with a leather girdle bound about his loins.'" 2 Kings 1:7
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