shibao on Nostr: they should just do a reset of all the countries at this point and have everyone move ...
they should just do a reset of all the countries at this point and have everyone move to where they fit best:
- everyone who complains about everything goes to britain
- everyone who likes gdpr or ccpa goes to germany
- all the tankies go to russia
- all the bug people go to china
- all the mecha nerds go to japan
- all the social media influencers go to korea
- everyone who fucks goes to france
- all the centrists go to california
- all the manufacturing people go to south carolina
- all the politicians go to dc
- all the university students go to boston
- all the liberals go to canada
- all the gays go to taiwan
- all the antisocials go to finland
- all the racists go to rhodesia
- all the billionaires go to jeffrey's island
etc etc etc
literally everyone wins!
Published at
2026-10-02 10:47:15 UTCEvent JSON
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