Friend: Thinking of getting some Koi for my pond in the garden
Me: Cool. Did you know that Koi should always be bought in groups of 4.
Friend: Really, Why?
Me: It's a self preservation thing, they'll sacrifice one of their own to protect the group.
Friend: I've never heard of that and I've been researching them for weeks.
Me: Yeah, if the group is attacked Koi's A, B & C will scatter and leave the remaining one behind.
Friend: Hmmmm
Friend (2 mins later): D Koi... Fucking D Koi... you bastard.
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