Even I, who once wrote a pitch deck claiming the Bayer-Monsanto merger would be akin to Wesley marrying Buttercup, could not come up with this short of horseshit
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You'll recall that Bayer merged with Monsanto in 2018, paying $66b in an all-cash deal and erasing the Monsanto name (apparently, they judged Bayer's association with Auschwitz to be preferable to Monsanto's association with Roundup) ]