if you were desperate you could VPN, but I have never felt any level of desperation with BlueSky.*
_______
*many years ago in central New York there was a soda the color of windshield washer fluid called "Blue Sky." You could get it in plastic bottles at 7-Eleven.
My housemate tried it and pronounced, "it tastes blue."
In 1983 they should have renamed it "Smurf Soda" and made a fortune. They instead disappeared.
The Turtle
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