I picked up a pizza from my favorite pizza place and I was taking the elevator up to my apartment when another person got on and they were holding a very large IKEA box with some sort of flat pack furniture in it and, for some reason, I decided to say "that's a big pizza!" and he just flatly said "It's not a pizza. It's a coffee table."
So I guess we're not going to be neighbor besties.
Alice McFlurry :bc:
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