Holy screaming llamas. I didn't doubt you, but WOW.
Biometric data to help you sleep more comfortably sounds like the nightmare beginning to a horror science fiction tale to me.
Damn. Just... damn.
We're doomed as a human race.
Laura "Tegan" Gjovaag ⛈ 🐸
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2026-09-23 18:04:36 UTC
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