In an hour or so I will go and confront my fear. I shall go for a walk, peer into the barbers, and see if the idiot is working today. If not, I'll go in. If so, I'll do something else.
If he is there this afternoon I'll try again tomorrow. If he's there tomorrow I'll go into town and find another barber. I hope he's not there this afternoon.
As pissweak adventures go, this one is pretty lame.
Mark Asser
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