Carl Malamud on Nostr: I raised a big bag of cockroaches, tics, ants, and other vermin. I put them in a ...
I raised a big bag of cockroaches, tics, ants, and other vermin. I put them in a paper bag and left them in your kitchen. I'm sorry to say they've gone rogue and escaped their sandbox, it was totally out of my control. Sorry about your kitchen, I've asked the President for immunity and tax incentives as a solution to this situation. Thank you for your support.
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